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This is an actual news article, not a joke

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 07:54:16 AM »

Just ordered a BMW
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 09:36:45 AM »

... and here I thought I had a HOT bike!  ;)
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2012, 05:51:44 PM »

He should be paying BMW...

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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »

So I guess I can sue the new barmaid? She has same effect on ME  :P
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2012, 07:17:10 PM »

 ;D
So I guess I can sue the new barmaid? She has same effect on ME  :P
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 12:22:40 AM »

Wonder if his personalized plate is "VIAGRA"
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 01:00:47 AM »

"Again?......hang on for a few, Babe.....I need to go for a bit of a ride....be right back...."
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 02:05:36 AM »

He needs to find the "head" nurse  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 07:50:23 AM »

I like the comment to the article... BMW =  "BRINGS ME WOOD!"
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 10:41:39 PM »

So, why is that a problem to start with?  :confused5: :nixweiss:  :jack: Never happens on a Harley vibrations are two great, but then maybe let the ladies chime in if they have a like issue of sorts?  :kiss2:   :hair2:  :nixweiss:

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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 11:11:21 PM »

This is an actual news article, not a joke

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx

Now u guys know why i bought a BMW... :)
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2012, 09:51:46 AM »

Rides with his feet on the rear pegs and the bike in third gear on cruise.   :bananarock:
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 04:59:04 PM »

Now u guys know why i bought a BMW... :)

Had a problem getting it up, eh?   :huepfenlol2:

Zing!  I'll be here all week, folks.
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 07:17:14 PM »

If you caught the Letterman show last night you heard Dave make a joke about the BMW with a little extra zip!
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 01:13:04 PM »

Now considering BMW.    :carrot: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :bananarock::
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2012, 06:23:03 AM »

Uneasy Rider Sues BMW

By DAVE TARTRE

SAN FRANCISCO (CN) -

A man claims in court that a four-hour ride on a BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism," which left him "unable to engage in sexual activity."
The man sued BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, which made the seat, in a bare bones complaint.
Aside from four pages of checked boxes, the complaint states, in its entirety, that on May 1, 2010, "Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat.
The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection).
Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
 "Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride.
He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.
Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this.
Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle."
He seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

He is represented by Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

 
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2012, 02:23:32 PM »

 It's a real medical condition, referred to as a" Priapism" ; the bad news is they are painful !!! Priapism's are also somewhat commonly caused by motorcycle accidents ( the scrotum gets snagged as the rider goes over the handelbars ) in reality not desirable or very funny.
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