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Testicle Therapy
« on: May 13, 2013, 10:47:35 AM »

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his
groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman
rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.. 'Please allow me
to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd
allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He
was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2013, 10:52:21 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: ;D :D ;D
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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2013, 02:31:37 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Testicle Therapy
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2013, 03:35:43 PM »

 :D
If only I were so lucky!
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