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Title: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: erniezap on January 26, 2006, 01:53:58 PM

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable Pajamas and

sit in your favorite chair, carefully open the package and remove the
thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so thankful that
I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson.

"NOW, HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS."

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: thatrhinoguy on January 27, 2006, 12:39:45 PM

erniezap,

    Do they have the little tags that say the inspectors number who checked them?

       trg

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: VaEagle on January 27, 2006, 01:24:58 PM

That reminds me of the one that goes,


What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]




The taste! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] :o

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: Fired00d on January 27, 2006, 05:22:36 PM

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That reminds me of the one that goes,


What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]




The taste! [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] :o

EEWWWW!!!!!!

 [smiley=pumpkin.gif]
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 [smiley=fireman.gif]

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: ccr on January 27, 2006, 05:30:31 PM

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Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: Twolanerider on January 27, 2006, 08:21:15 PM

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I love my job. I love my job. I love my job.

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: spydglide on January 27, 2006, 08:35:10 PM

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Looks like Mrs We found the happy pills

Title: Re: To make you appreciate your job...
Post by: FR8TRN on January 27, 2006, 10:19:02 PM

Those QC guys at Johnson & Johnson are just happy they finally seperated the rectal and oral thermometers, it use to read.....

"Every thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested rectally and then orally."