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A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.


She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.  There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. 

Just send the bottle back."

[HUBBARD]

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,
"This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.


She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.  There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. 

Just send the bottle back."

Harry,
  I told that crazy b**ch to keep that confidential.  Never trust a woman sitting alone in a Bar.  And to think, she never even mentioned my Dresser!  There endeth the lesson.  Later--HUBBARD 

[Break-In]

funny

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Hubbard with 20 million in the bank shouldn't maudie be a little faster than a VRod    I know a roadking that wants to play with ole maudie too 

[ccr]

I like Merlot.  I'll sip that at the finish line while Harry's Road King and Carl's Maude come screamin' by.

 

[Texas Lurker]

SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!        Linny