Newfie at the Beach
For those of us who love speedos!!
Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches but was never
able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Garge the
Lifeguard for advice.
It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an
old bloke.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab
Yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small, and
drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll
have > all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bob hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the
Beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces,
turning > away, laughing, looking sick!
Bob went back to Garge the lifeguard and and asked him,"What's
wrong now?"
"Lard-Tunderin by!" said Garge, "the potato goes in the front
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