3 wishes
Three guys-- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer--are working together one day. They come across a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state."
Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer remarks:, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall"
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out, it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer smiles. "Fill it with water."
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