Topic: Push-ups (Read 730 times)

EZRIDN · « **on:** February 22, 2006, 10:33:51 AM »

A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.

As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Hey fella, I think your girl friend has gone home!"

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Author Topic: Push-ups (Read 730 times)

EZRIDN

Push-ups