A lizard is walking thru the jungle when he spots a monkey sitting on a tree branch acting weird. The little lizard says "hey monkey, what are you doing?"
The monkey says "dude, I got some really good stuff here to smoke, I found it here in the jungle. You should come up and try it."
Up the tree the lizard goes and sits down next to the monkey. They smoke the grass and after an hour they are stoned when the lizard says " man, this is good stuff but it makes me thirsty".
The monkey tells him "go down to the river and get you a drink".
The little lizard stumbles down the tree and keeps going to the river. He finally arrives and is getting a drink and trying not to fall in when an alligator comes swimming up.
The gator asks "hey Mr. Lizard, whatcha doin"?
The lizard tells him about the monkey and what he has and that the gator should go up there and try it too.
The gator takes off to find the monkey and finally sees him up in the tree and says "Hey Mr. Monkey, whatcha doin'?'
The stoned monkey looks down at the gator and says "Duuuuuude, how much water did you drink??"
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