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[rbaker]

 
     A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
     an attractive woman waving at
     him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback
     because he can't place
     where he knows her from.
 
     So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which
     she replies, 'I think you're the
     father of one of my kids.'
 
     Now his mind travels back to the only time
     he has ever been unfaithful
     to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper
     from my bachelor party that
     I made love to on the pool table with all my
     buddies watching while your
     partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'
 
     She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
     'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[muddypaws]

Perfect...

[Rooster]

Good one Richard

[Para Bellum]

She'll never look at that kid the same way again.

[DesertHOG]

I appreciate the snicker... good way to start the day.

[longlast]