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Unanswered questions
« on: December 06, 2018, 07:21:32 PM »

I am 58 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......
why are eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...
why is “abbreviated" such a long word
why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...
why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...
why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...
why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what exactly is Victoria's secret? .
and do you really think I am this witty?? . I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby mamma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me!!
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2018, 07:48:42 AM »

All great questions....
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2018, 08:24:16 AM »

very good questions....

One to consider comes from Mr. George Carlin.  Why do we park on a driveway and drive on the parkway?
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2018, 08:51:27 AM »

The Owl verified the number of licks required, it was "three".
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2018, 10:55:31 AM »

to many questions for an ole hillbilly.  :-\
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2018, 08:30:14 PM »

Whay does an iron have a "permanent press" setting?

Or, if I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
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Re: Unanswered questions
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2018, 07:42:06 AM »

"Ever wonder why" we miss Andy Rooney so much?
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