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[Midnight Rider]

  
A koala bear is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

  

 when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

  

 "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"  

The koala says:  "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

 So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his

mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink of  water  from the      river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and

falls into the water.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

 

So the koala looks down at him and says:

    

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much

water did you drink?!!"
 

[BK]

 good one [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]