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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 89fxrs on September 09, 2018, 06:11:34 PM
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What a Guy!
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot
wine to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone
at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated
over there.' and indicated the sender with a nod of
his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to
him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response,
took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the
bank and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose
one of his own in return. He folded the note,
handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they
appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several
garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami ,
and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is
over twenty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send
the bottle back."
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Touché :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
:pumpkin:
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
:fireman: