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Title: Susie May's Resume
Post by: SCRM-R on June 03, 2005, 01:15:39 PM

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Susie May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's (BOSS) response:......

Dear Susie May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!
Scroll down to picture.......

Title: Re: Susie May's Resume
Post by: BLM777 on June 10, 2005, 01:08:24 PM

You can always teach them to type if the prerequisite assets are in place!   [smiley=laugh.gif]