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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2008, 06:26:42 PM »
Well, I had asked the bar tender to pour me a tall stiff one and....
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2008, 10:14:04 PM »
I like this thread
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HA, HA, HA,  ,,,,, I LIKE IT !!!!!!!


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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2008, 08:31:52 AM »
Quote from: harleyteam on July 10, 2008, 10:14:04 PM
I like this thread

I think I may like it better if you were to include: frontview.jpg, leftsideview.jpg, rightsideview.jpg, backview2.jpg, backview3.jpg etc. ;)

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #63 on: July 11, 2008, 11:20:28 PM »
I've got them,,  but she has WAYYY less clothing on. 

I think the DOOD would have a hard-attack and they'd boot me out of here. :nixweiss:
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #64 on: July 11, 2008, 11:48:29 PM »
Quote from: J-Carr on July 10, 2008, 12:00:09 PM
Prepare to cringe...

A large gauge needle is inserted through the skin approx 1/2 to 3/4 of an inch below the hole at the end of your most sensitive appendage.  The needles is pushed into the uretha and out the existing hole.  Then a big metal ring is inserted through the new hole, out the existing hole and squeezed tightly shut using a pliar like tool. It is not removed at that point and ALL functions take place with it still in.  It can be removed through the use of pliars before medical procedures such as an MRI which will cause it to heat to burning tempuratures.

No I don't have one.  No I don't want one.  No I don't understand why any would want one.

I have never understood why someone wakes up in the morning and decides "I know what I need to do today, Jam a spike through my johnson."  But, I do know someone who did...



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WHY??? That made me very light headed and I was sitting down! For cryin out loud! Why not just slam it in a car door!?!?!?
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2008, 11:48:45 PM »
This should really go in the "Friday Beer" thread
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2008, 11:53:18 PM »
Caught ya lookin
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2008, 11:57:56 PM »
Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But..... I think this is a Corbin seat.
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #68 on: July 12, 2008, 12:00:21 AM »
Quote from: hard10 on July 11, 2008, 11:57:56 PM
Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But..... I think this is a Corbin seat.
You need eyes checked. What seat? :confused5: ;D

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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #69 on: July 12, 2008, 12:03:23 AM »
Quote from: Fired00d on July 12, 2008, 12:00:21 AM
You need eyes checked. What seat? :confused5: ;D

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That one inspired me.  Where's the Naitram thread?
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Re: Don't Ask Me How I Know This, But.....
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2008, 10:28:25 AM »
Quote from: trapperdog on July 10, 2008, 12:50:07 PM
And you are intimately aware of this detailed procedure because?  :nixweiss:

As I mentioned, I know someone who has one... My wife, who is a nurse and curious about these things, asked.  I had the unfortunate luck to be there when she asked.  So I got to hear all about the procedure.  As to how the subject came up (pun intended) we went swimming and saw he had peirced nipples.  We already had seen his pierced tongue.  So in a moment of jest I said what the hell else do you have pierced.  One of those things you wish you could take back!

Quote from: Capo on July 11, 2008, 11:48:29 PM
WHY??? That made me very light headed and I was sitting down! For cryin out loud! Why not just slam it in a car door!?!?!?


I think it's like chrome for people who feel there "equipment" needs a bit more bling.  Me... I'll pass.  I'm just fine with stock!!! Of course I don't have OCD either... :D

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