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The Wood Pecker
« on: December 23, 2008, 08:30:42 PM »

AN INTERESTING ANALOGY.......
 A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in
 Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

 The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
 woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his
 challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
 problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

 The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican
 woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely
 'un-peckable' (a term woodpeckers like to use). The
 Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it
 and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada (by Air
 Canada) where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the
> so-called 'un-peckable' tree almost without breaking
> a sweat.
>
 Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that
 the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree,
 and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian
 tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own
 country?

 After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
 conclusion.

 Apparently, your pecker gets much harder when you're
 away from home.
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Re: The Wood Pecker
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 08:37:37 PM »

Sad but true...   

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