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JERSEY GIRL

 A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat.
 I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey ."

 So, her date grabs her waist and asks,
 "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex."
 
He grabs her butt  and asks "what's this?"
She replies, "Freehold."
 
Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies, " Point Pleasant ."
 
Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
 "No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."