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[SE05]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.  They sit down and engage in animated conversation.  The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Den two asses come together.  I come once-a-more.  Two asses, they come together.  I come again.  Anna pee twice.  Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.  "In this country we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.  "Who talkin' abouta sex?  I'm justa tella my friend how to spella 'Mississippi'.

 

[Twolanerider]

American naval vessels are named with the prefix designation U.S.S. (United States Ship), the British Navy H.M.S. (Her Majesty's Ship), but why does the Italian Navy's ships carry the prefix A.M.B.?


Att'sa My Boat !

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To my buddies at NSA Naples, you shoulda never told me if you didn't want it repeated