Topic: Michael Jackson (Read 3548 times)

jaymedic44 · « **on:** June 26, 2009, 02:25:25 PM »

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

LarryB · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:30:42 PM »

Quote from: jaymedic44 on June 26, 2009, 02:25:25 PM

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

wolfman · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:53:36 PM »

Whats the difference between Disney films and MJ?
Disney films will continue to touch children for years.

wolfman · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:54:49 PM »

What are Ed McMann, David Carradine,Michael Jackson and Farah Faucet expecting for Christmas?
Patrick Swaze......

Wrongway · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2009, 03:09:34 PM »

New McDonalds burger, the MJ....50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.................Sorry.

porthole · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:49:21 PM »

In case you missed it in "inspirational pics"

FLSTFI Dave · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:46:56 PM »

When Farrah Faucet died, ST Peter said he would grant her one wish before he let her in heaven. Farrah wish for all the children to be safe......

Granting her wish, MJ died a few hours later.....

Puzzled · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2009, 08:38:44 PM »

"The paramedic's really screwed up. If they had taken him to a children's hospital, that would've gotten his heart racing again"

Puzzled · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2009, 08:39:29 PM »

In honor of the death of MJ, the Boy Scouts of America will fly their zippers at half mast.

Blazo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2009, 12:58:53 AM »

MJ was one of a kind. He's the only person to have been born a poor black kid and die a rich white woman.

BG · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2009, 01:04:35 PM »

gg · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:24:15 PM »

Too bad you guys have to be so unforgiving, assuming he actually did what he was accused of. Wonder what surviving people will say about you when you all croak. "well, at least he wasn't an alleged child molester".

Coolbreeze · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:20:14 PM »

Quote from: fthngrg on June 28, 2009, 07:24:15 PM

Too bad you guys have to be so unforgiving, assuming he actually did what he was accused of. Wonder what surviving people will say about you when you all croak. "well, at least he wasn't an alleged child molester".

Yep, there is that. and OJ was innocent too........ poor guy, people always pickin' on him too...

jaymedic44 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2009, 07:43:11 AM »

When you start out as a normal looking very talented little kid and make yourself look like a freak, live like a freak and act like a freak people may start to believe you are a FREAK!!! The world has suffered no great loss in my eyes!

HDBaggerDave · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2009, 09:47:11 PM »

Cvostu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 01, 2009, 12:10:38 AM »

still he was a person with lots of problems... no one could have become what he had without lots of anguish. I feel bad for him anyway. Just my thoughts..

LarryB · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2009, 06:51:02 AM »

but I can moonwalk

Cigarmike · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2009, 12:07:41 PM »

Coroners report that aprrox. time of death was ..when the big hand was on the litle hand.

muddypaws · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:48:42 AM »

Funny how MJ spent his whole life making himself white now he will burn in hell and be all black again.......

RickC · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:58:43 AM »

Quote from: jaymedic44 on June 26, 2009, 02:25:25 PM

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.

Late-breaking news... they've decided against lego blocks. They're worried the kids would still choke on him.

Instead, they're going to make a big slide to be installed at NeverLand. That way the kids can go down on him...

EAGLE1 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:48:53 AM »

the second autopsy revealed that he actually died from food poisoning,.......... yup, they found some 12 yr old nuts in his stomach

bunt · « **Reply #21 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:06:19 AM »

The American Chidrens Retail Clothing Association has decided to honor Michael by having little boys pants half off all next week.

MontSE103 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2009, 11:08:34 AM »

We can all judge MJ but the second he passed he met the real JUDGE and now he faces that. Remember we can all through stones but we will all meet our maker some day and he has the final decision.

LarryB · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2009, 05:54:15 PM »

aw come on, we're just havin some fun.

bunt · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:20:01 PM »

Quote from: MontSE103 on July 16, 2009, 11:08:34 AM

We can all judge MJ but the second he passed he met the real JUDGE and now he faces that. Remember we can all through stones but we will all meet our maker some day and he has the final decision.

This is the HUMOR section not the moral consciense page, not judging anyone.

LarryB · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:26:34 AM »

and Sister Gabriella thought it was funny too. she said it was ok to laugh

bunt · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:33:05 PM »

Well there you have it!
All is good.

Smiler · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:46:46 PM »

I see he cancelled 2 more dates in London -

Phillip aged 9 and Andrew aged 12

1abastarsmda · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:39:14 AM »

Now I have to print this entire thread. I don't want to forget any of these.

hacksaw · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:49:05 PM »

UPDATE on the food poisoning, besides 12 year old nuts they also found some 9 year old wieners!!

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