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[Texas Fat Boy]

These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very, very short books.
 

World's Shortest Books
 
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
________________________________________
 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
 
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_________________
 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
____________________________________
 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________
 
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
__________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
 
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
_________________________________________
 
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
___________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

[kiro]

Think I read some of those... Thanks for the laugh! 

[jachd17]

Now thats some funny stuff right there

[Ironhorse]

Here's another book.

"Straight Testimony"
by:
Ferguson Grand Jury Witnesses

[kiro]

"Straight Testimony"
by:
Ferguson Grand Jury Witnesses

Absolutely - that belongs on the list... 

[grayghost731]

 

[Ironhorse]

My 7 Tour de France Victories
By;
Lance Armstrong

[Ironhorse]

"Secure in my Manhood"
By:
Kim Jong Il.

[jachd17]

"Secure in my Manhood"
By:
Kim Jong Il.

Oh, great...now this site is gonna get hacked liked sony. No wait, their internet crashed..carry on.

[OBB]

Don't forget:

What Men really know About Women

Author is N.E. Guy

[Ironhorse]

"My Plan To Win The Super Bowl"
By:
Daniel Snyder - Owner Washington Redskins

[Ironhorse]

"How To Be Sucessful"
By:
Ryan Leaf

[D-N-D]

 

[ultrarider123]

"Fire Arms safety in the home"
By Oscar Pistorius

The rest of ones listed are a hoot, too

[Texas Fat Boy]

Those extras were all good, keep them coming.