The single dad of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that his daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant, he consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told him that teenagers today were very willful and
any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told him to arrange for his daughter to be put on birth control and until
then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as his daughter was preparing for a date,
he told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her dad, saying,
'Oh Dad! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'