Glad I wasn't standing up..........
I felt so bad for you Jimmy I found a song that may cheer you up. It goes like this.
TUA AND THE DEVIL
The devil went down to Georgia, looking for a game to steal,
He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal.
Then he came upon a young man throwing a football and throwing it hot,
And the devil jumped up in the football stands and said, "Boy, let me tell ya what."
"I'll bet you didn't know it but I'm a football player too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good football, boy, but give the devil his due,
I'll bet a trophy of gold against your soul cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said,"My name's Tua, and you can't pronounce my name,
But, I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret when I put you to shame."
The devil looked at Tua, and he said "I'll start this show. "
Then fire flew from his fingertips as he raised his arm to throw.
As the ball went flying through the air it made a evil hiss,
And a team of demons took the field, but his wide receiver missed.
When the devil finished, Tua said , "You're pretty good old son!
But sit down on that bench right there and I'll show you how it's done."
Tua, raised his arm and threw and threw that football hard,
Cause the devil's loose in Georgia, but Coach Saban deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny trophy made of gold,
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.
And when Tua finished the devil knew he had been beat.
So he laid that golden trophy on the ground at Tua's feet.
Then Tua said, "Hey, devil come on back if ya wanna try again.
But I told you once you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been!"