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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: TraumaSlave on December 13, 2018, 07:01:13 PM

Title: What is this world coming to?
Post by: TraumaSlave on December 13, 2018, 07:01:13 PM

A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat foot to eat. Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat." So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food. . . . The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn't buy them without proof. So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food. . . .One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like crap." . . . The lady replied, "It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper"

Title: Re: What is this world coming to?
Post by: muddypaws on December 14, 2018, 07:40:55 AM

Bad......

Title: Re: What is this world coming to?
Post by: iski on December 14, 2018, 08:03:21 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: What is this world coming to?
Post by: smkymtnboy on December 15, 2018, 11:05:03 AM

 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: good for her!! :2vrolijk_21:

Title: Re: What is this world coming to?
Post by: CHH_Badkarma on December 15, 2018, 06:22:22 PM

I can see it getting that bad in california. God I hate this state..