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[Threephase]

A man comes home from work on his 25th anniversary. He calls out to his wife but no response. He walks around the kitchen, the backyard, the garage and finally gets to the bedroom. There he finds his wife laying on the bed, butt naked, spread eagled and surrounded by lit candles.

He tells her Happy Anniversary. As he stands in the doorway he looks at her in the most loving way and smiling.He continues to stare at her and after a minute he starts to cry.

His wife is suddenly worried and asks "Honey whats wrong?"

He tells her "25 years ago, I couldn't wait to eat that, now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."