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[harleyteam]

 A LADY'S YEARLY EXAM..
 I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "130," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 5," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2". She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"      She put me on Prozac.

 

[deekay]

loved it

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[CBW]

funny