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Irish mail order
« on: September 21, 2010, 10:36:25 PM »




Two IRISH MEN were looking at a
Mail order catalogue and admiring the models.



One says to the other,
'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'



The second one replies,
'Yes, they are very beautiful.
And look at the price!'

The first one says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive.
At this price, I'm buying one.'

The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful
As she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later,
The youngest IRISHMAN asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered
From the catalogue?' 

The second IRISHMAN replies......







'No, but it shouldn't be long now.
She sent all her clothes yesterday?

 
 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
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Re: Irish mail order
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 11:09:50 AM »
Sounds like my luck..... :bananarock: :'(
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Re: Irish mail order
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 02:39:26 PM »
uh oh  :nervous:
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Re: Irish mail order
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 02:42:48 PM »
Just my luck my wife would find the clothes, they would not be her size and she would file for divorce.
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