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[Twolanerider]

If I weren't amused by how cranky I am right now I'd be really pissed off.  Flu turned in to bronchitis turned in to pneumonia.  Can't breathe worth a damn.  Ribs ache from coughing so much can barely walk standing upright.  If I cough while standing might just fall down and cry like a little girl.  No voice.  And everything tastes a little bit like brake fluid.  On top of that it snowed yesterday.  Frack .

Even beer doesn't sound good.  Or pizza.  This must be what hell will be like when I get there .

[SPIDERMAN]

If I weren't amused by how cranky I am right now I'd be really pissed off.  Flu turned in to bronchitis turned in to pneumonia.  Can't breathe worth a damn.  Ribs ache from coughing so much can barely walk standing upright.  If I cough while standing might just fall down and cry like a little girl.  No voice.  And everything tastes a little bit like brake fluid.  On top of that it snowed yesterday.  Frack .

Even beer doesn't sound good.  Or pizza.  This must be what hell will be like when I get there .

Don
       When it's time to sleep, consume an entire large size bottle of Nyquil and sweet dreams.
       When awake, eat copious quantities of turkey gumbo loaded with cayenne pepper and lots of coffee with Jameson's and Bailey's in it.

You might not really feel any better, but your will be so whacked out you won't know the difference. 

Your friend
              B B

[Twolanerider]

You might not really feel any better, but your will be so whacked out you won't know the difference. 

Your friend
              B B

Working on a similar solution right now B B.  Warped minds work alike brother.  They really do.  But it's mean to make me laugh right now.  Screw it though.  Do it again.  Never gonna bitch about laughing with friends .

[MUFFMAN]

If I weren't amused by how cranky I am right now I'd be really pissed off.  Flu turned in to bronchitis turned in to pneumonia.  Can't breathe worth a damn.  Ribs ache from coughing so much can barely walk standing upright.  If I cough while standing might just fall down and cry like a little girl.  No voice.  And everything tastes a little bit like brake fluid.  On top of that it snowed yesterday.  Frack .

Even beer doesn't sound good.  Or pizza.  This must be what hell will be like when I get there .

How do you know what brake fluid tastes like?   Try sitting in a nice hot tub of water with a glass of Grand Marnier thats been nuked in the micro for ten seconds or so. Tastes much better than brake fluid. THE MUFFMAN

[Twolanerider]

How do you know what brake fluid tastes like?   Try sitting in a nice hot tub of water with a glass of Grand Marnier thats been nuked in the micro for ten seconds or so. Tastes much better than brake fluid. THE MUFFMAN

Actually....  Heading to the hot tub soon.  More steam. 

And not only can I recognize the taste of break fluid.  I can tell DOT5 from other other stuff . 

Sometimes the only way to know for sure what's leaking is to lick your fingers .

[Gettinold]

Don hope your feeling better soon you cranky ole SOB. 

[MUFFMAN]

If I weren't amused by how cranky I am right now I'd be really pissed off.  Flu turned in to bronchitis turned in to pneumonia.  Can't breathe worth a damn.  Ribs ache from coughing so much can barely walk standing upright.  If I cough while standing might just fall down and cry like a little girl.  No voice.  And everything tastes a little bit like brake fluid.  On top of that it snowed yesterday.  Frack .

Even beer doesn't sound good.  Or pizza.  This must be what hell will be like when I get there .

Will drinking brake fluid STOP you from getting sick??   THE MUFFMAN

[Boatman]

Don hope your feeling better soon you cranky ole SOB. 

Hope you also get bettter soon Don.   

[Hugh Janis]

Yup, sounds cranky and whiney to me.

How many of us felt a tickle in our throats when reading the 1st post.  I actually coughed.  Thanks buddy.    Who'd a thought it was contagious from 1,200 miles.

[AXIL]

 i have found that dot 5 is good for head colds and dot 4 indigestion .  axil

[miker]

Hope you feel better soon...

I know this works....At least the hallucinations are cool...

[iski]

A shot of whiskey (or vodka) left in the freezer for about thirty minutes prior to consuming is a good option, Don. Multiple shots are even better.  That Jaegermeister Miker suggested also works ok.

Doesn't do chit for your maladies but you will be too drunk to care & sleep beats falling down coughing in a world with pizza & beer that taste like brake fluid. 

Hope you feel better soon.  May you dream of very large wabongabangas.

[Talon]

Don, hope you feel better soon! Whiskey, honey and lemon juice, repeat several time an hour! You'll still be sick but you won't know it! Taste like a sweet whisky sour.

Craig

[Hoist!]

Get well soon Don or you'll never live to see 108!!!

Hoist!

[pado]

Don,


I got my hinges !!!