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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #165 on: March 25, 2010, 05:57:07 PM »

was caught on
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #166 on: March 25, 2010, 06:02:17 PM »

 his lame duck.  (Remember Mr Magoo)
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #167 on: March 25, 2010, 06:30:28 PM »

a silly goose
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #168 on: March 25, 2010, 08:34:44 PM »

rubbed the monkey
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #169 on: March 25, 2010, 08:37:17 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #170 on: March 25, 2010, 08:38:01 PM »

The Story So Far

I have a  real need to   go to the   closest CVO GTG   and have a   icy cold beverage   so go pee   behind the bar

  just watch the   big alligator teeth   they will bite   your pecker off   with one bite.   That would hurt   and leave a,

but it could   leave a mark.   After the surgery   you might have   a smaller tool   to laugh at   when you try  

dipping it in   a dark place.       So the moral    of this story   should be never   to go pee   unless you would  

like to leave   your pecker with   the big alligator   said the crazy   old Harley rider   from CVO Harley.

Another problem is   my bowels move   when riding fast   in a headwind.      Now, my SERK  

needs washed because   it's red flames   have Gator guts   like Canadian wizard's   oozzing from them.

Then the virgins   ate the cookies   left behind by   Naitram when he   rode for days   in his dreams  

while it snowed   wildly up his   pant leg because   he rides fast   thowing caution too   the many snakes

in his underwear   scratching his nuts   and bolts in   a great big plug(too many words)      Beware of cheaters

those (*%&^$&^%  %#@#^**)   can be a   a big plug   that gets stuck   in your ear.       Why the ear

because the rear   may sway in   excessive wind gusts   or wind breakage   leverageing all odds   and ends to

to proportions that   disaster can loom   in'a sticky web.      When the spider   drinks the wine   and loses the

respect of all   and the praymantis.      Makes you think   sex is taboo   now in Alabama   and Canada too.

What to do   what to see   at bike week   breasts and butts   so jump in   and bring some.      The question is  

is it eatable,   smells like fish   and looks like,   could it be   voices in your   a tuna caserole.      Why should I,  

a Honda chick,   played with this   made me laugh,   big camel toe   on my head.      Then I saw  

two giant watermelons,   had to be   a porn star   in my dreams,    She called out   stop this insanity  

or else you'll   grow Moose knuckles.      Could be worse   if you grew   big as McGoo   without your pants,  

we'd see France   through the crack   at the back   of my mind.      Whats Mr. McGoo,   it's a cartoon  

about a guy   and a duck   on a CVO   wearing thier raingear   and thier rubbers,   but rubbers are  

not necessarily necessary   when not necessary,   but swarthy and,   to stay dry   the snorkle fits  

in the desert.      She looked eighteen,   because sand covered   my ripe banana   as it intruded   the viper hole.

The fun began   when I saw   the one eyed   monster eating the   moderator's last tiny   shred of evidence

got shut in   the alligators mouth   but the alligator   ate and ate   till it's belly   was rubbed by   Tarzan and Jane.

Meanwhile the cheerleader   and the moderator   were at odds   over wheather the   sun-tan lotion is  

good or bad   when applying to   the alligators belly   because the zipper   was caught on   his lame duck.

A silly goose   rubbed the monkey   on it's head     

      
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #171 on: March 25, 2010, 08:38:29 PM »

which made Tarzan
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #172 on: March 25, 2010, 08:39:30 PM »

whizz his self
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #173 on: March 25, 2010, 08:53:12 PM »

because the monkey
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #174 on: March 25, 2010, 09:09:47 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #175 on: March 25, 2010, 09:17:56 PM »

in Tarzans bed
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #176 on: March 25, 2010, 09:18:08 PM »

Jane doesn't mind


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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #177 on: March 25, 2010, 09:20:27 PM »

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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #178 on: March 25, 2010, 09:22:53 PM »

to shave the
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Re: 3 Word Story
« Reply #179 on: March 25, 2010, 09:38:01 PM »

Previous post: "to shave the"

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