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Title: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 05, 2014, 01:38:07 PM
$old "Ol' Maudie" last week.   :'(  Too bad some of you didn't get to experience gettin' your a$$ busted by the Ol' Girl!  But Alas!  Now, ya'll can wonder what I've put up the a$$ of my New FLHTCUSE7, to make it go by you like you were sittin' up on jack stands.  LMAO!   8)  Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SneakyPete on May 05, 2014, 01:49:16 PM
  Now, ya'll can wonder what I've put up the a$$ of my New FLHTCUSE7, to make it go by you like you were sittin' up on jack stands.  LMAO!   8)  Later--HUBBARD

Don't know what's in it, but it's at Tilley's I'm sure

Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: 110tHunDer on May 05, 2014, 02:00:43 PM
 
Woo-haaaaa!  Let's bust 'em loose! :huepfenjump3:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: 2k on May 05, 2014, 05:09:57 PM
$old "Ol' Maudie" last week.   :'(  Too bad some of you didn't get to experience gettin' your a$$ busted by the Ol' Girl!  But Alas!  Now, ya'll can wonder what I've put up the a$$ of my New FLHTCUSE7, to make it go by you like you were sittin' up on jack stands.  LMAO!   8)  Later--HUBBARD

The good part is......I know you got all your buc's back.  :zroflmao:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: johnsachs on May 05, 2014, 07:25:22 PM
$old "Ol' Maudie" last week.   :'(  Too bad some of you didn't get to experience gettin' your a$$ busted by the Ol' Girl!  But Alas!  Now, ya'll can wonder what I've put up the a$$ of my New FLHTCUSE7, to make it go by you like you were sittin' up on jack stands.  LMAO!   8)  Later--HUBBARD

Uh oh, that anesthetic wore off awfully fast.  :oops:
John
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Gettinold on May 06, 2014, 04:56:32 AM
What did you name her Carl?
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: hogasm on May 06, 2014, 06:48:44 AM
What did you name her Carl?

The Orange TULIP
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: DCFIREMANN on May 07, 2014, 07:54:07 AM
The Orange TULIP

Say it ain't so!!!!! I can't believe he sold the Ole Girl either!!!!

Be Safe

THE DAWG

Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 08, 2014, 01:58:24 PM
The Orange TULIP

Big FAT noooooo, Hogasm.  I'm torn between "Maybelle" or "ELVIS."  Or, I may stick with "Maudie."  That name served 3 Ultras, since 1989.   8)  Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: The Mysterious Q! on May 08, 2014, 05:37:17 PM
Big Brian named his 03 SERK Elvis the one with all the alligator on it. You remember that bike?
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Rooster on May 09, 2014, 12:04:28 PM
Spiderman (Brian) originally named his 03 CVO RK Elvis and had the Alligator Bob Seat and matching bags then sold it. I think he is still looking for another.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: 110tHunDer on May 09, 2014, 12:21:44 PM
 
Echo in here. :lolk:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Rooster on May 09, 2014, 12:32:11 PM
Sorry didn't see previous post. :oops:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 09, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
Well, then.  That settles it.  Don't want any bad Ju-Ju.  I Christen her "Maybelle!"   8)  Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: 1sharprdkg on May 09, 2014, 04:47:22 PM
Well, then.  That settles it.  Don't want any bad Ju-Ju.  I Christen her "Maybelle!"   8)  Later--HUBBARD
There endeth the lesson! Congrats on the new SEUC. We ALL know "Maybelle" won't be stock for long!
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Rooster on May 10, 2014, 11:12:51 AM
Perfect Maybelle fits.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: JR on May 10, 2014, 02:56:49 PM
Wow Hub Congrats man! :drink: Can't wait to see Maybelle and hear all the story's of your runs! Wonder with the new frame and all if you will have to put one foot up on highway peg to keep from wobbling when you get over 100 like you did with Maudie?  :P :nixweiss: I'm happy for you Carl! Bless ya buddy! :2vrolijk_21:

 :bananarock:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: The Mysterious Q! on May 10, 2014, 03:03:20 PM
That name fits Hub. No bad ju-ju. Lol
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 14, 2014, 03:26:10 PM
Took "Ol' Maudie" to Tilley's yesterday, to have her tuned, as was part of the deal in the Sale.  She had 1026 miles on the New Engine, which had not been tuned, as I have my quirks about dynoing a brand new Motor.  Anyway, she turned some pretty good numbers.  124 HP-123 lbs.ft. Torque.  I'll post the dyno sheets tomorrow, soon as the New Owner stops gloatin' over 'em.  If anyone is interested, of course.  Hated to see the Ol' Girl go. :'(  She's on her way to Myrtle Beach in the morning with her new owner.  I'm sure he'll have some fun!  8) Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 15, 2014, 03:22:25 PM
$old "Ol' Maudie" last week.   :'(  Too bad some of you didn't get to experience gettin' your a$$ busted by the Ol' Girl!  But Alas!  Now, ya'll can wonder what I've put up the a$$ of my New FLHTCUSE7, to make it go by you like you were sittin' up on jack stands.  LMAO!   8)  Later--HUBBARD

Hubbard Hubbard Hubbard,

You've got my attention now!   ::)   ::)   I am sorry I missed this, but I feel its necessary to circle back around as your painting a mirage that is only valid in your head and I have to wonder if its all due to too much anesthetic as was eluded to earlier in this thread.

You mean Ol'maudie that broke down b*tch that has NEVER been able to keep up with me on either bike, is now only putting out as much as a mild cam'd 110, hell CVOSTU would be too much for that one?   Jack Stands???? you must be delusional you need to change that signature the only thing your keeping up with is the cost of repairing your bikes after loosing trying to chase me down, hell the bike Michelle loaned after Maudie blew up was faster than anything you are used too.   You might want to edit your signature too, and while at it you might have to consider what john was saying about that anesthetic is screwing your memory, but if you like I can post the picture for you again its not just hearsay ohh wait I did lol .   Please don't let that short term memory fail you remembering that you got beat so bad you blew it up trying to catch me its still a loss.   You might need to put on 2 prochargers based on the engine builds you have had so far sure hope you are not wasting more money for average results.

I think you should stick with Maudie as a name imo,  Maybelle is the name of a cow or does your exhaust look like udders?

There endeth that lesson incase there was any question :)

So Mote it Be,
NumNuts.  :)    :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2: 
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 15, 2014, 03:42:53 PM
 :confused5:.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 15, 2014, 08:12:41 PM
 :vrolijk_11:  :ROFLOL:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Boatman on May 15, 2014, 09:58:17 PM
  :ROFLOL:

X2 Hilarious!

Thanks for people like Hubbard and Harry.  You can't make this stuff up.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Cvostu on May 16, 2014, 05:57:28 AM
Harry,,,  nobody says it better.  :D :P
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: FNGw/08SERK on May 16, 2014, 07:21:10 AM
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Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 16, 2014, 11:00:48 AM
 Harry, you've got enough mouth for another set of teeth.  The Sun don't set on the same dog's a$$ every day, Ol' Son.  Your day's comin'!  You outran Ol' Maudie on your "Road Queen", when I was 2 up and you were solo.  There's something to brag about.  Then you miraculously outran the Ol' Girl on your Punkin', when her Motor blew.  Yep, you're the Man, Harry!  I'm gonna' bust your a$$ so bad, you'll have to see a Therapist to get your chit gathered back up.  There endeth the lesson.  8) Later--HUBBARD     
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 16, 2014, 02:49:41 PM
Hubbard,

You're the one bragging on how you gonna be blowing people away the only thing is your bikes been the one on jack stands.   Might want to consider the extra set of teeth.   I aint blowing the horn just responding to your annual song and dance only problem is you're yet to deliver it.   All the rhetoric and five years later its the same ole story, guess even the blind squirrel can get a nut someday.   Yep out run you 2 up, you were offered to run 1 up you didn't want to, then stated even if you would have u had nothing.  Then you rebuilt her and she leaked like a stuck pig, and then rebuilt her again and blew her up trying to catch me yup same ole story ... Woulda coulda shoulda, but in the end HAVEN'T.   Guess Maybelle is a fitting name just a cow for milking it.

Look forward to your next visit as always :)

Thus the end of the lesson again.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 16, 2014, 03:04:51 PM
 Dang
Glad you all are both HBRR brothers or this could get ugly.lolol
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 16, 2014, 03:07:23 PM
This aint ugly this is just pre- banter although its just not a happy ending for Hub he may need to go elsewhere for that  :huepfenlol2: 
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 16, 2014, 03:12:54 PM
This aint ugly this is just pre- banter although its just not a happy ending for Hub he may need to go elsewhere for that  :huepfenlol2:

Any suggestions?
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 16, 2014, 03:18:21 PM
Any suggestions?


(http://i483.photobucket.com/albums/rr196/hypatia320/GIFs/Smileys/handjob.gif)

Shrader here is the suggestion.   :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Twolanerider on May 16, 2014, 03:21:55 PM
Any suggestions?

Suggestions?  Like they're ever going to stop.... 

I will say this about ol' Maude.  Granted, it comes from someone only granted as a consigliere to HBRR, but it's still true.  As a motorcycle that bike arrived and left in the most spic and span trailer I ever saw....
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: hogasm on May 16, 2014, 03:31:15 PM
Any suggestions?

Have that ole Frontier return....statute of limitations should be over by now.....I know it would blow the doors off them both. OOPS forgot, bikes don't have doors :huepfenlol2:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 16, 2014, 03:39:48 PM
Sitting here with Otis. He says to remind both of you geriatric SOB's that he blowed both of you in the weeds so far that the dude from Green Acres had to come find you.

And he's got the tool to do it again. Anytime, anyplace
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 16, 2014, 08:50:21 PM
Have that ole Frontier return....statute of limitations should be over by now.....I know it would blow the doors off them both. OOPS forgot, bikes don't have doors :huepfenlol2:

OUCH!  Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: Unbalanced on May 16, 2014, 09:24:11 PM
Sitting here with Otis. He says to remind both of you geriatric SOB's that he blowed both of you in the weeds so far that the dude from Green Acres had to come find you.

And he's got the tool to do it again. Anytime, anyplace

Shrader,

He's out run everyone, its an inevitability when they hit the brakes.  Its how we coined the phrase you been Otis'd.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SneakyPete on May 16, 2014, 10:50:50 PM
All I can say is that I look forward to riding with all of you.


Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 16, 2014, 10:56:47 PM
As a motorcycle that bike arrived and left in the most spic and span trailer I ever saw....

Double ouch
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: TN on May 19, 2014, 07:57:52 AM
I wasn't gonna say a thing but....I witnessed one race, the one where Carl was two up. It was close from my vantage point and I thought the two up deal was done to equal out the weight situation. :nixweiss:

You straight line fellows know the race is won off the line. Someone told me recently to lead, follow or shut up.  :drink:



TN


edit: I'm glad Carl finally owns a CVO, now he can add the patch
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: OTIS on May 20, 2014, 01:37:04 PM
Shrader,

He's out run everyone, its an inevitability when they hit the brakes.  Its how we coined the phrase you been Otis'd.

Proof that you seen my tail lights thanks.
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HogBreath on May 20, 2014, 05:15:46 PM
I wasn't gonna say a thing but....I witnessed one race, the one where Carl was two up. It was close from my vantage point and I thought the two up deal was done to equal out the weight situation. :nixweiss:

You straight line fellows know the race is won off the line. Someone told me recently to lead, follow or shut up.  :drink:



TN


edit: I'm glad Carl finally owns a CVO, now he can add the patch

I'm shutting up
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: DCFIREMANN on May 21, 2014, 08:14:54 AM
I go away for a couple of days and come back to this!!!!! LMAO!!!! Oh this is entertainment at it's best!!!! I just love it when Harry DRINKS!!!!!

OK gotta go yall play nice while I am off and running again!!!!

Be Safe

THE DAWG
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 21, 2014, 10:36:49 PM
I go away for a couple of days and come back to this!!!!! LMAO!!!! Oh this is entertainment at it's best!!!! I just love it when Harry DRINKS!!!!!

OK gotta go yall play nice while I am off and running again!!!!

Be Safe

THE DAWG

What up, DAWG?  Ain't seen you since my hair was still dark!  You comin' to Maggie Valley?   8)  Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: hogasm on May 24, 2014, 12:58:13 PM
What up, DAWG?  Ain't seen you since my hair was still dark!  You comin' to Maggie Valley?   8)  Later--HUBBARD

If he ever shows up I will shave that grey off your head................as long as Shrader holds you down :huepfenlol2:
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 27, 2014, 11:48:39 AM
If he ever shows up I will shave that grey off your head................as long as Shrader holds you down :huepfenlol2:

Just 'cause there's snow on the roof-top, don't mean there ain't a fire in the kitchen!  ;) There endeth the lesson.  8) Later--HUBBARD
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: DCFIREMANN on May 29, 2014, 08:33:29 AM
What up, DAWG?  Ain't seen you since my hair was still dark!  You comin' to Maggie Valley?   8)  Later--HUBBARD

I will be there LIVE and IN COLOR!!!!! Looking forward to raising a little hell!!!!

Be Safe

THE DAWG
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 29, 2014, 11:37:38 AM
If he ever shows up I will shave that grey off your head................as long as Shrader holds you down :huepfenlol2:

Normally I would have your back Brian, but seeing how ugly he is WITH hair, I don't know if my stomach would take him bald....How about we get him down and dye his hair, I'd help with that....:) I'll let you pick the color....
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: HUBBARD on May 29, 2014, 12:09:04 PM
Normally I would have your back Brian, but seeing how ugly he is WITH hair, I don't know if my stomach would take him bald....How about we get him down and dye his hair, I'd help with that....:) I'll let you pick the color....

Blah, blah, blah.  You rookies seem to forget who you're crowdin'!  You'll both be walkin' like I do after I bust-a-cap on both your knees with this "Hog-Leg".  I can probably hit as hard as I used to, but after that, if I ain't knocked you the f*ck out, I'd be done.  Sam Colt made all men equal.  There endeth the lesson.   ;) Later--HUBBARD   
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 29, 2014, 12:45:28 PM
Blah, blah, blah.  You rookies seem to forget who you're crowdin'!  You'll both be walkin' like I do after I bust-a-cap on both your knees with this "Hog-Leg".  I can probably hit as hard as I used to, but after that, if I ain't knocked you the f*ck out, I'd be done.  Sam Colt made all men equal.  There endeth the lesson.   ;) Later--HUBBARD

Crowdin's A$$....I took a direct kick in the chest from my dearly departed brothers size twelves once after holding him down for his birthday licks so I don't sweat you...I'm gonna get me some knee braces like Ol Forrest had, and maybe a vest too....Hey Brian, how about orange hair to match his sickle???
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: OTIS on May 30, 2014, 03:42:43 PM
BUMP WE NEED MORE
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: hogasm on May 30, 2014, 06:17:25 PM
Crowdin's A$$....I took a direct kick in the chest from my dearly departed brothers size twelves once after holding him down for his birthday licks so I don't sweat you...I'm gonna get me some knee braces like Ol Forrest had, and maybe a vest too....Hey Brian, how about orange hair to match his sickle???

I was thinking pink to go with his feminine side
Title: Re: "Ol' Maudie" $old
Post by: SHRADER on May 30, 2014, 10:16:21 PM
I was thinking pink to go with his feminine side


I got a box of orange that we mark coal piles with. I'll have to get some pink.
I don't know if Hub has a feminine side. I think he divorce that too. It probably has its own house that he pays for. Lolol