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[Twolanerider]

I hope whomever claims that one does it by PM.  I don't think I want to know who wants your throne materials that have since been sitting in the trash can.

It's ok.  Didn't tear out any of the pages.

[1abastarsmda]

It's ok.  Didn't tear out any of the pages.

Well, that's a refreshing thought.

[hogasm]

So are the around the world couple together or apart

Couldn't figure it out

[Twolanerider]

So are the around the world couple together or apart

Couldn't figure it out

They made up.

[1abastarsmda]

They made up.

What a tear jerker!  Can I borrow someone's hanky?

[Twolanerider]

What a tear jerker!  Can I borrow someone's hanky?

Don't get ahead of yourself.  The pool boy told me that next month's edition is actually part II of the story. 

In it the story is told of them landing in the Russian Far East and dropping down in to Mongolia.  There in Ulaanbataar she was bitten by a mosquito and came down with Khan Fever that caused her to suffer terrible delerium.  During a psychotic break she was compelled to mount a horse (as in get on its back and ride it you perverts) while brandishing a sword and thought her husband was a Russian on the steppes.  She cut his head off and mounted it on the sissy bar.  But now she's feeling muuuuch better.

[1abastarsmda]

Don't get ahead of yourself.  The pool boy told me that next month's edition is actually part II of the story. 

In it the story is told of them landing in the Russian Far East and dropping down in to Mongolia.  There in Ulaanbataar she was bitten by a mosquito and came down with Khan Fever that caused her to suffer terrible delerium.  During a psychotic break she was compelled to mount a horse (as in get on its back and ride it you perverts) while brandishing a sword and thought her husband was a Russian on the steppes.  She cut his head off and mounted it on the sissy bar.  But now she's feeling muuuuch better.

What kind of pain medication did they give you and how do I get my hands on some of it...or is this a flashback from the 70's?  Now if you would have said that she took the head, and fed the flesh to vultures piece by piece, and then mounted the skull on the sissy bar, I may have believed this one.

[Twolanerider]

What kind of pain medication did they give you and how do I get my hands on some of it...or is this a flashback from the 70's?  Now if you would have said that she took the head, and fed the flesh to vultures piece by piece, and then mounted the skull on the sissy bar, I may have believed this one.

Well.... d'uh.    Wasn't going to tell the whole story.  People still might want to see the magazine next month.  But now you ruined it!

[1abastarsmda]

Well.... d'uh.    Wasn't going to tell the whole story.  People still might want to see the magazine next month.  But now you ruined it!

There I go again...opening my big mouth.  At least I didn't tell everybody about...nah...we'll let them read it for themselves.

[CVOJOE]

Anyone can have mine too.  Read it on the throne over a couple of sessions yesterday and today.  Still know exactly which trash can it is in until Tuesday morning when the garbage truck drives by.

It took you TWO sessions to get through the ads and stuff??   

[woode]

Anyone can have mine too.  Read it on the throne over a couple of sessions yesterday and today.  Still know exactly which trash can it is in until Tuesday morning when the garbage truck drives by.

There's something that's not quite right about this.  Bathroom reading material seems like it should forever be considered soiled and shunned.  Reminds me of a Seinfield episode.

Ed