Sometimes when I've had too many Jack and Cokes, when I go to get out of my rocking chair I could pass out and hit my head on the end table. I know I'd be better off having a helmet on when that happens.
I'm going to install a seat belt on the rocker, and wear a helmet when I drink. -Much safer!
I'm going to report these modifications of behavior to my disability insurance carrier and see if I would then qualify for a preferred rating!
If I use a straw, I could wear a full face helmet! I'm going with a clear face shield, that way I can still enjoy the TV (although the sound may not be as good).