And now to meet the challenging demands of professional alcoholics the all new Ronco OCTABONG!!!!!!!
WARNING!:
THIS PRODUCT ACCELERATES THE VOLUME OF FLUIDS THAT A USER CAN CONSUME. THE USER MAY CONSUME LARGER QUANTITIES OF FLUID IN A SHORTER PERIOD OF TIME THAN DRINKING WITHOUT THIS PRODUCT. USERS OF THIS PRODUCT ARE HEREBY ADVISED THAT THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY CONSUME OUT OF THIS PRODUCT, WHICH COULD BE BEER/ALCOHOL. USING BEER/ALCOHOL IN THIS PRODUCT WILL RESULT IN QUICK ELEVATIONS IN BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, AND INTOXICATION WILL OCCUR MORE QUICKLY AND MORE INTENSELY THAN CONSUMING FLUIDS WITHOUT THIS PRODUCT. THIS MAY AFFECT THE USERS ABILITY TO FULLY APPRECIATE THEIR LEVEL OF INTOXICATION. THIS UNIT IS TO BE USED ONLY BY EXPERIENCED, LEGAL AGED DRINKERS, WHO KNOW THEIR LIMIT ON ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. THIS UNIT IS NOT INTENDED TO BE USED BY INEXPERIENCED DRINKERS. THIS UNIT SHOULD NEVER BE USED, OR FURNISHED TO PERSONS UNDER 21. NEVER USE THIS UNIT TO CONSUME LIQUOR. NEVER OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE AFTER USING THIS UNIT TO CONSUME ALCOHOL. THE USER SHOULD NOT CONSUME MORE THAN TWO CHAMBERS OF BEER IN 24 HOURS. (THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS EIGHT SEPARATE CHAMBERS) FAILURE TO USE THIS PRODUCT ACCORDING TO THESE GUIDELINES, OR USE WITH LIQUOR, WILL RESULT IN DANGEROUS INCREASES IN BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL, WHICH COULD LEAD TO SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH. THE USER ASSUMES ALL RISKS IN ANY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE USE OF THIS PRODUCT.