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The teacher wrote the word "Beautiful" on the black board and told the class she wanted three voluteers to use the word beautiful, twice, in a sentence.  If all three volunteers completed the assignment successfully, they would be dismissed early.  Everyone raised their hands, and Little Jenny was picked first.  "My Mother bought a beautiful dress, and she looked beautiful in it."  "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.  Next was Little Jimmy.  "America is beautiful, and has beautiful people in it."  That's a good sentence, too, Jimmy," said the teacher.  Last was, of course, Little Vito.  "Last night at the supper table, my sister told Dad she was pregnant, and he said, "Beautiful, just f**king beautiful!"