Contender for joke of the week?
Getting even.........
Last December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was
an awful sight--starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair
all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and
took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her
'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he
would let us know when we could come and get her.
I (the complainer) said, “OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
stinks.”
I reminded the vet that it was my wife that wanted the dirty cat, not
me.
The vet and I don't always see eye to eye. The vet calls me
'El-Cheap-O', and I call the vet 'El-Charge-O'. We love to hate each
other and constantly snipe at one another. I got in the last word on
this particular occasion.
The next day I had an appointment with my doctor, who is located in
the building next door to the vet. The doctor's waiting room and
office was full of people waiting to see him. The door opened and
the vet leaned in; he had obviously seen me arrive.
He looked straight at me and in a loud voice said, “Your wife's pussy
doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells
like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only
knows who the father is!” With that he just closed the door leaving
everyone staring at me.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.
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