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[Opossum]

A pirate walks into a bar...

BARTENDER:

Hey, Pete, I haven't seen you in awhile. What happened? You look terrible!

PIRATE:

What do you mean? I feel fine.

BARTENDER:

What about the wooden leg?  You didn't have that before.

PIRATE:

Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball,  but I'm fine now.

BARTENDER:

Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?

PIRATE:

We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, then I got fitted with a hook.

I'm fine now.

BARTENDER:

What about the eye patch?

PIRATE:

Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them chit in my eye.

BARTENDER:

You're kidding! You lost an eye just from bird chit?

PIRATE:

It was my first day with the hook!

Arrgg

[Hugh Janis]

[CBW]

Thats funny