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[Special_Ed]

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...

*If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you live in New England.*

*If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.*

*If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.*
 
*If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.*
 
*If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.*
 
*If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.*
 
*If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.*
 
*If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.*
 
*If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.*
 
*If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.*
 
*If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.*
 
*If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.*
 
*If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England*
 
*If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.*
 
*If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.*
 
*If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.*
 
*If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.*

[Jock]

So I take it you have some experience in these areas?

 

[FNGw/08SERK]

The man knows of which he speaks ^^^^^  Kinda stings a little 

[Jock]

Then I suppose that makes two of ya...

 

[naitram]

hi i'm naitram and i'm a new englandah

[Jock]

hi i'm naitram and i'm a new englandah

x 3

You poor gents...

 

[naitram]

x 3

You poor gents...

 

admit it you have enjoyed your time spent here

[Fired00d]

admit it you have enjoyed your time spent here

Not to answer/speak for Jock... but I enjoyed my time there too... but damn if I could go thru winter up theh.  

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[Jock]

admit it you have enjoyed your time spent here

I always do and look forward to many more opportunities...

I am just a Southern Redneck lovin' the heat!

 

[Jock]

Not to answer/speak for Jock... but I enjoyed my time there too... but damn if I could go thru winter up theh.  

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

And there is my nail on the head...

All Good!

 

[miker]

I always have a wikit pissa time when I go back up theya for those frosty June days, drinkin beahs and smokin cigahs wit kids down at Sully's, maybe makin a packy run to play lotto and bangin a ewey to get around Scully Squay-ah. Only stay fah foah days each trip.  

Relax tro back a jah, the summah heat only lasts bout 60 days.

[naitram]

I always have a wikit pissa time when I go back up theya for those frosty June days, drinkin beahs and smokin cigahs wit kids down at Sully's, maybe makin a packy run to play lotto and bangin a ewey to get around Scully Squay-ah. Only stay fah foah days each trip.  

Relax tro back a jah, the summah heat only lasts bout 60 days.

you know you from new england when you can read a miker post 

[Ironhorse]

That's almost the same schtick he does for Minnesota.

I like New England,.......in the summer. I've been to Mass, Conn, Vermont, New Hampshire and Maine. All nice country. But winter,..... it's a different animal. Those are some hearty folks who live there year 'round. I remember going to a Patriots/Bills game in January. My ass was frozen to the aluminium benches in Sullivan Stadium while Steve Grogan and Joe Ferguson stood knee deep in snow on frozen astroturf throwing footballs. One of the nicest summers I ever enjoyed was up at Middlebury College in Vermont studying Spanish in their language immersion program. Then we went to Maine where my ex's father had a cabin "on a pond".

Good times, good memories.

[Special_Ed]

you know you from new england when you can read a miker post 

Exactly! 

[miker]

Its shoahlee paht of my sno beahd plans to go back paht time...Show up in the early summah, rent an apahtment in the nawth end round july and stay til eahly wintah in octobah. Oah rent a place out west like in Newdin oah Needim...neah the family...and the Biltmoah, http://thebiltmoregrill.com  ...possibly one of the best bahs around the 617, all the beahs ah local brooed and the food is wikit good.  

Peebiddy and all dem palces up in newhampsha ah juss way top fah out theya but prolly a nice ride to and from.

Just got to hit that figgin lotto.  

Go Broons.