Lub dem guns. When I was knee high to a grasshopper (1970) I was in the local Triumph shop picking up my first new bike a 650 Tiger (since I couldn't afford a Harley back then) hell the Tiger was $1150.00 and I couldn't afford the Bonneville that was $1275.00. My buddy bought a Sportster at $2000.00.
Anyway, in comes a guy that had just riden across the country. Remember, 1970 was still a time bikers weren't everyone's favorite guys. He has a scabard on the front fork with a 30-30 in it. He said he didn't have one bit of trouble on the entire ride.
Maybe if that assault unit was stickin' out of the tour pack it would be just the deterrant one needs. Although I imagine the granola cruchers would have a fit nowadays. [smiley=rifle.gif]