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Is that enough???
« on: November 20, 2019, 12:42:59 PM »

Is that enuff....
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC Nothing was moving.....

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.


The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"


"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire White House staff, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."


"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.


The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2019, 12:55:38 PM »

From 4 years ago:

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2019, 01:16:17 PM »

Good one..
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2019, 02:16:09 PM »

Would reading, agreeing or having any other interest in this particular humor thread constitute terrorism? 

Good golly...hope the FBI isn't looking/listening  :nervous:
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2019, 06:02:50 AM »

 :o :(
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2019, 06:54:49 AM »

Terrorism is so funny
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Re: Is that enough???
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2019, 03:39:55 AM »

 Where do I donate my gallon to? :huepfenlol2:
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