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Title: My New Truck
Post by: Unbalanced on November 26, 2018, 03:41:20 PM

My New Truck
 
 
    I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck  It'll run on   hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'   replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,   'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my   new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.  I yelled at   her, 'Crazy Bitch!'
The radio replied, "HILLARY or PELOSI        ?"
I love this truck..
 

Title: Re: My New Truck
Post by: WRE4U on November 27, 2018, 08:42:52 AM

good one!  I'm looking for a good truck!

Title: Re: My New Truck
Post by: muddypaws on November 28, 2018, 07:35:54 AM

Perfect

Title: Re: My New Truck
Post by: Hondo2doc on November 28, 2018, 08:59:31 AM

Lmfao


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Title: Re: My New Truck
Post by: rayson56 on November 28, 2018, 12:51:56 PM

Not Buckcherry? lol