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[UK Dave]

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."


 Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.


 A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me. "


 Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.


 Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."


 Angrily , he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.


"Where are you going?" she asked.


 "To get my teeth!"

Cheers

Dave