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[RJ749]

I don't understand. After the last child was born, my wife told me we
had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a
big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I
looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've
given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.