Subject: Health Warning - Water
HEALTH WARNING - WATER
IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE
OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE
ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA
FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO
OF $HIT.
HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WHISKEY,
RUM, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO
THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING
AND FERMENTING.
IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO
ARE DRINKING WATER TO STOP DOING SO. IT HAS BEEN
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.
WATER = $HIT
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF $HIT! DRINK ALCOHOL!!!
IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK $HIT THAN TO
DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF chit!
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