Subject: Five Surgeons
> Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
> inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth! surgeon chimes in; "You know, I like construction workers.
> Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
> end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observed: "You're all
> wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
> heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the ass are
interchangeable.
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