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Railroad Tracks
« on: March 30, 2006, 12:15:22 PM »
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head.
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2006, 12:22:06 PM »
That's just wrong :-?....but funny [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 03:08:22 PM »
That is my new, all time, favorite joke! [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 03:16:02 PM »
That was great.I love cringe humor. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

* BigDaddy would not make love to a headless corpse no matter how fine the body was...
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 05:05:28 PM »
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That was great.I love cringe humor. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

* BigDaddy would not make love to a headless corpse no matter how fine the body was...


But a corpse with a head is OK??   :-/
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 06:16:18 PM »
* BigDaddy is not a necropheliac,BigDaddy likes his women alive and feisty
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 08:13:43 PM »
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But a corpse with a head is OK??
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Re: Railroad Tracks
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2006, 07:53:40 AM »
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* BigDaddy is not a necropheliac,BigDaddy likes his women alive and feisty

Got it, just makin sure......  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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