A husband returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor
> > has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
> > Ralph asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make
> > love.
> >
> > About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
> > "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please
> > do it one more time?"
> >
> > Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. Later, as the man
> > gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8
> > hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "honey
> > please...just one more time before I die?"
> >
> > She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time.
> > After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
> >
> > Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns
> > until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
> > "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...?"
> >
> > At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to
> > get up in the morning. You don't."
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