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[The Bolvine Gigolo!]

Two nuns are asked to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.


After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to

lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in

the nude.


In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

 

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

 

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no

harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open

the door.

 

"Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"

 

 

[The Mysterious Q!]

You guys are killing me today.Reading these outloud to the electricians working in my office today. Cracking em up [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]