Topic: New Official U.S. Government Symbol (Read 805 times)

Fired00d · « **on:** April 25, 2006, 09:36:05 PM »

Whether Yee bee Republican, Democrat or Independent, this symbol is pure Governmental!

Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

Author Topic: New Official U.S. Government Symbol (Read 805 times)

Fired00d

New Official U.S. Government Symbol