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Beer VS Water
« on: May 16, 2006, 12:02:27 PM »
BEER VS. WATER
 
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of chit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquors)because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.

WATER = chit

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of chit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and Talk chit than to drink water and be full of chit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
 
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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2006, 12:14:51 PM »
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BEER VS. WATER
 
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of chit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, wine or other liquors)because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.

WATER = chit

BEER = HEALTH

Free yourself of chit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and Talk chit than to drink water and be full of chit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
 
 

DOES THAT INCLUDE BOTTLED WATER?
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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2006, 12:31:30 PM »
HD moved this into the humor dept......I don't think there's anything funny about it.......This was a public service announcement.......so the next time your wife tries to get you to drink water....we all have some ammo to respond.....

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
Ben Franklin

Enjoy your day


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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2006, 01:21:28 PM »
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DOES THAT INCLUDE BOTTLED WATER?

.... which I was drinking just as I read that post.  Oh, no problem.. the water is sprayed all over the keyboard and screen, not swallowed.  :P

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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2006, 03:39:58 PM »
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.... which I was drinking just as I read that post.  Oh, no problem.. the water is sprayed all over the keyboard and screen, not swallowed.  :P

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So according to Screamin´you now sh%t from both ends
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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 03:56:15 PM »
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So according to Screamin´you now sh%t from both ends

Bad mental image on that one  [smiley=freak.gif]
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Re: Beer VS Water
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 03:24:42 PM »
Once again beer is good. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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