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Title: My last ride ....
Post by: tgent103 on February 16, 2018, 05:02:56 PM
My last ride.......
While riding my bike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess."
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: Rooster on February 16, 2018, 05:42:24 PM
 :o :huepfenlol2:
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: Para Bellum on February 16, 2018, 07:39:31 PM
Sweet dream turned to trouble.   :oops:
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: 2k on February 16, 2018, 07:48:42 PM
Dats a gudun
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: Twolanerider on February 16, 2018, 09:17:36 PM
Outstanding 😂
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: muddypaws on February 17, 2018, 07:31:43 AM
That would work for me...
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: bbrown on February 17, 2018, 03:19:46 PM
Rofl :bananarock:
Title: Re: My last ride ....
Post by: bigC on February 19, 2018, 03:56:33 PM
Hope the bike is ok.
Title: Are You Okay?
Post by: 110tHunDer on March 18, 2018, 07:30:01 PM
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.  Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
 
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
 
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
 
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
 
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted.  "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
 
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive.  Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
 
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
 
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen.  "Stay for a while.  She won't know anything.  By the way, where is she?"
 
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."