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CVO Social => Humor => Topic started by: 89fxrs on August 30, 2018, 10:01:53 PM

Title: an old cowboy
Post by: 89fxrs on August 30, 2018, 10:01:53 PM

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Title: Re: an old cowboy
Post by: GKroadking on August 31, 2018, 03:52:04 AM

 :huepfenjump3: Blonde jokes are always funny  ;D

Title: Re: an old cowboy
Post by: muddypaws on August 31, 2018, 07:42:35 AM

Good one..

Title: Re: an old cowboy
Post by: BUCKNUT GREG on August 31, 2018, 07:50:17 AM

     :2vrolijk_21:

Title: Re: an old cowboy
Post by: DesertHOG on August 31, 2018, 08:31:58 AM

Thanks for the chuckle this morning.