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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« on: March 25, 2007, 10:11:41 AM »

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped
her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down
- - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them,
she took revenge on them in her own special way, said **Melbourne** police
investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station,
laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted
rapist and robber **Davis** **Furth**, 33, lost both his penis and his
testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room
where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas,
didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using
it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in
pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what
they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie
was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's
face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get
those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,"
recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either--
because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't
dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one"

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description
of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the
wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the
ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway
and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the
oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door
and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to
spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said,
especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
sainthood and a medal.

*DEPORT HER TO **AMERICA** -- WE NEED HER!!!*
Maybe "W" should hire her to go get OBL!
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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2007, 10:35:43 AM »

Wow! What a granny!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 11:14:20 AM »

Way to go Granny!!!! :2vrolijk_21: This may not have been right, but it serves them (rapist) right.

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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2007, 12:34:44 PM »

My kind of granny...wonder if she's adopting? ::)
Cheers :2vrolijk_21:,
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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 04:37:50 PM »

I'm gald that I never pi$$ed her off. Way to go Granny! :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:

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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 05:24:05 PM »

I don't blame her and hope everything turns out ok for her Grandaughter. Wish she'd of shot the whole thing off the second guy too.  :2vrolijk_21:


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